January 2012
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Go Paris.
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December 2011
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🎶 Oh how fun it is to ride in a one horse awesome way! 🎶
– Marty (age 5)
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At Chuck E. Cheese's
My wife: Are you guys done playing on the playground?
My sons friend: It smells in there.
My wife: What does it smell like?
My sons friend: Like poop and mint.
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It’s time to stop being a dwarf hamster and put your shoes on. Okay honey?
– Melissa (age 36) to Marty (age 5)
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Having the life of a human is pretty awesome.
– Sid (age 6)
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I wish I could sleep on a bed of cheese. Mozzarella.
– Sid (age 6)
November 2011
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Rediscovered Photographs of Turn-of-the-Century... →
These are amazing!
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Dad, T.N.T. is my favorite kind of explosive.
– Sid (age 6)
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Throw up is like diarrhea that’s lost it’s way.
– Sid (age 6)
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October 2011
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no words…
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I’m going to get so Swayze here.
– Joshua Willis
September 2011
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If I had eight arms I could wash my hair really fast.
– Sid (age 6)
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To the critic, art is a noun. To the artist, art is a verb.
– David Bayles & Ted Orland, “Art & Fear”
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On The Radio
I just heard that an Illinois woman died after injecting heated beef fat into her face.
You’ve got to be kidding me!
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Dialogue between me and my six year old.
Me: “Hey guys look at that light tower!”
Sid: “It’s called a light house Dad.”
Me: “Thanks for correcting me.”
Sid: “I know that was sarcasm Dad.”
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